Hercules's Local Dating Service

I'm that shy guy who didn't get many hugs as a kid. Once I get to know you, and you me, I'll make you laugh. I'm always laughing with my co-workers and friends. I do have a serious side and it's when I'm trying to use my smarts, I can concentrate so hard smoke starts coming out of my ears. lol not really. Family is important to me and I think about them everyday. If I could be anything in life it would be on the right path, which is where I'm headed. Come walk and talk with me if you're headed my way. :)

Iâ??m sorta see myself as an urban jedi typeâ?¦ tryin to make the world a little better than it was when I got here. Iâ??m well rounded, intelligent, and a blast to be around. Hate to bragâ?¦ but I got mad love for myself, the work I do, and all the wonderful people in my life. Well, if you had to know one thing about me I'd say itâ??s my optimistic outlook on life that keeps me smiling through the storms of life.

Well, I am, therefore, I don't believe I need to think more on the matter.

Name: Justin
Initials: J.E.C.
Age: 19
Bday: Dec. 20
Height: 6'1
Weight: around 240lbs shooting for 195lbs(my job requires it)
Ethnicity: Asian
Religious Beliefs: Buddhist
Political Views: Democrat
Hometown: Hercules, CA
Occupation: Current College Student; December 15 Active Duty as Navy Sailor.

My name is Justin and I was born and raised in Hercules, CA. My birthday is on December 20. I really like the Bay Area, but it has proved to me that at times it gets really old and repetitive. That's why I chose to join the NAVY. So I can travel around the world without the luggage hassle of airports and expenses. If you knew me, you would say I'm a really nice person with a kind heart. I'm shy at times, but when the chemistry sets in, I can hold a decent conversation. In the near future, I'll probably stay in the military for a total of 20 years, which I'll be able to get the new GI Bill that's worth 80k(my kids college fund). My goals are far away, but it feels so much closer than it already is. Each day, my future begins anew. And if you're the one for me, then my future is closer than I think.

My self-summary, that's a hard one........ but hey, to sum it all up, I am who I am and where I am because of the summary I can't seem to write at the moment!

Born in San Francisco CA, I have lived in Houston TX, also lived and went to school in Washington DC, Springfield VA. So far the bay area has created the best times of my life. I was a musician for nearly a decade, toured around the country and mexico was one of the highlights of my young life. I have my own business, at times It can be the greatest thing in the world and quite a handful. wouldn't trade it for the world, It has been a great learning experience. My number one goal is to retire at 45 and dedicate my life to everything i love to do. Which is music and the arts. My other goals are also crating my own recording studio, and help young kids through music. Well I can go on and on, but I leave it to you to find out more about me.

Hi! So, I'm pretty shy initially but once you get to know me, you'll know that I love to talk and chat about anything and everything. I like hearing different opinions from everyone. I love to laugh and enjoy great company, talking about what is going on with our lives as well as discussing current events.

I think it's better to have a few close friends rather than many "acquaintances" and so I'm very protective of those I care about, including my family. I don't really like any drama but I'll still be there to lend an ear for you to vent if you need to (if you just need someone to listen, I can definitely do that to)

I enjoy all kinds of movies and t.v. shows. Music is my life, I love to listen to all kinds. I love to take pictures of everything unique and fascinating. I love to travel and try to plan at least one trip per year, so far mostly to parts of Asia but I have been to the Bahamas and Hawaii and I must say, those are some amazing destinations.

I'm always optimistic and looking at the bright-side of things because let's face it, life can be pretty harsh but with a positive attitude, it gets better! I love going on adventures and finding new places to visit with new people to talk to. I love to try anything new at least once and if I don't like it, at least I can say I gave it a good attempt but it just isn't for me (I hate living with regrets about anything). I can also be a little bit nerdy at times (what can I say, I love learning about new things!)

I don't really expect anyone to get a good grasp of the kind of person I am just through this self-summary because profiles can only hold so much. You learn so much more through a conversation with another person which I hope we get the chance to do.

I'm a local east bay born and raised guy. I enjoy meeting new people and learning about their quirks. I enjoy drinking, but I'm not an alcoholic. I enjoy spending time with friends and family. I enjoy playing poker (Texas Hold Em' in particular).

Hello! My name's Ben. I love my family, my friends, my three dogs... I love playing bass (alone or in my band), telling stories, playing video games, listening to music, reading... I may also be one of the most agreeable people you'll ever meet. I can be strong in my opinions, but I always try to see the other side of things.

I think I'm a fun, easygoing guy who enjoys life. I love going to work in the city and joining friends at places like the local dive bar, movie theater, gym or karaoke joint. Traveling is quite fun, as well, although I wish I had more time to do it. It might be nice to get to know someone new and interesting from the Internet--I always hear about people actually meeting other people on sites like these. I normally stick to more traditional means to meet women, but I think it's time to cast a wider net, so to speak. Maybe someday I'll be that cool guy at the dinner table talking about the awesome girl he met online. :-)

I want to play christmas songs on a grand piano at Nordstroms. I like english muffins with lots of cream cheese and strawberry jam. I like to sing at the top of my lungs when I'm driving in the car alone. When nobody is looking, I practice my body rolls. I like to jog in the rain. I think all girls should wear summer dresses.

things about me i can say that ppl seem to addmire about me ..im an out going & spontaneous person who like to travel ..i also like to try new thiings like new foods & try adventures things.. i have never done b4 even tho i might be a lil scard, i still got the courage to @ least try ...o yeah last but not least i love my sports just like any other guy, so i guess u can call me a BIG SPORTS FINATIC lol...GO 49ERS ..

"I change shapes just to hide in this place but i'm still i'm still an animal. nobody knows it but me when I slip, yeah I slip, I'm still an animal." - Mike Snow

student, banker, intern, friend, f**k buddy. Don't take me so seriously!

i love baking, knitting, and generally making things with my hands. i'm a printer (etchings!!!) who is in a long term love affair with her laptop (wacom!!). i love the smell and feel of inky hands a the stink of gamasol in the air. i have way too much paper lying around my room and will prolly continue to keep buying paper. and yarn. i've got too much of that too. i'm nomadic. if i'm not printing or designing or knitting, i either have my head in the oven with some delicious cookies or other yummy things or i'm out causing ridiculousness with my beloved friends in san francisco. i've recently rediscovered my love of travel and am looking to get back to spain as quickly as possible. i'm also a music geek, but not so much that it's off putting. i'm not one of those music geeks that knows every hip awesome band that hasn't even recorded anything. i'm def not THAT cool. but i like to think i can hold my own. i'm not one of those folks who restrict my listening to whatever is on the latest top 40 list. but to be honest, im not sure i could really name most of the people on a top 40. i guess i'm somewhere in that Bermuda triangle of sound. i enjoy going to concerts sooo much, and even if i've never heard of the opener, i'll prolly end up enjoying them anyway. or at least making a really strong effort to pretend to like them. is that 100 characters yet? i can never tell. oh and i love flash mobs!

I am an artist, that is my passion. I live my life in dedication to the preservation, appreciation and creation of aesthetic beauty. Outside of that...well...let's see...I'm a bit of a homebody; I have no problem staying at home for long periods of time drawing or reading or something; though, I am disposed to the occasional flight of fancy that will result in various outings and adventures. I go to clubs as well, sometimes, but only when I have a good group to go with; clubbing just isn't fun with douchebags. I also have a very old-timey sensibility; for example, most of my favorite movies were made between the 20's and 40's, and I haven't read a post WWI work of fiction since highschool. I just prefer things of a bygone era, I've never been quite sure why; I have theories, but no need to go into those here.

I'm pretty quiet most of the time but I open up after awhile.

I guess I've lived a pretty sheltered life with nothing particularly traumatic happening. Lived in the same town all my life; even when the last house got foreclosed, we rented one across town. Can't say I'm too attached to this town, though.

I got accepted into art school only realize that I wasn't an artist since their game design program was mostly about the art side. Video games are my main hobby but I wouldn't say I'm addicted or anything and can go days without them. I do, however, wish to get a job doing something related to some aspect of them someday.

I like listening to music, watching movies, playing video games, reading books and comics, and just generally hanging out with friends and family.

I'm a laid-back, low maintenance guy. I like going out to the movies, and spending time at Border's bookstore. I'm from the San Francisco Bay Area, and work in the middle of downtown SF.

My ideal date would probably be going to see a metal band or maybe a car show. Im not really the girly type and though I do curl my hair sometimes you will probably never catch me in heels. I dont like dinner dates but if it involves sushi I might make an exception.

My ideal guy has to at least tolerate my metal fetish if not love it too. He also needs to be interested in more than just dating cause I dont want to waste anyones time and I dont want anyone to waste mine. Serial dating isnt my thing.

I love social gatherings whether it be at the bar or in the park or around a fire pit in someones backyard.
I rarely have people over and I dont like to play hostess. My home is where I can relax and be myself and its rare that I let anyone into my space. When I do get close to a person I eventually let them into my world as long as they respect it.

I am warm, fit, adventurous and down to earth and find that I bond most strongly with like minded souls who tend towards the unconventional, and have and appreciate a dry wit and good sense of humor.

Those seem to be the qualities that create that magical spark for me and for a lasting relationship, itâ??s also important for my mate to be honest, love kids and is family oriented, have some chutzpah, is emotionally available and evolved (or is working towards that goal), sensuous and gives great back rubs, and loves --or tolerates someone who does--to get up late on weekends.

While I tend to take the road less traveled, appreciate people with alternative points of view and life styles, and sometimes find that my own personal parameters can disappear, I do live in the burbs, and am in the grand scheme of things-a pretty traditional, all-American girl. If I were a loaf of bread I think I would part Jewish rye/whole-wheat/and just a tad Rainbo.

My perfect date would be a hike through one of our great EBR Parks--Tilden, Briones, and a picnic or an evening out at a favorite neighborhood restaurant that serves large delectable portions, and has a relaxed ambiance.

I don't have many pet peeves but one I must disclose is that when you write to me--please don't use texting lingo such as "lol" or "wth", although for some reason I'm ok with "omg"--if you catch my drift.

First off my name one here was one they suggested..Well anyways I am a college student in the Bay Area. I just finished playing football and am now focusing on getting into law school. Im easy going and like to do anything fun. Some of my favorite things to do are go camping at the lake or go snowbaording in Tahoe. My family is what means the most to me and I could dream of living without them. I really dont know what to say.. Anything else you want to know just ask!

I am a college student that overworks himself a lot, but likes to counter it with loads of parties and fun stuffs on the weekends or whenever he can fit it in. I love traveling, stock trading, clubbing, gardening, cooking, working out, gaming, the internet, and friends!

I am always learning how to play the piano, but I seem to only hold a steady pace at not knowing how to read the notes, but memorizing songs I can do.

I'm also trying to learn french in my spare time via audio cd's, computer programs, and my french tutor for nintendo DS.

I am unassuming, honest, and willing to go 50/50 with anyone on anything worthwhile. I love to learn and believe my journey is a classroom that never ends. Tell me what you are trying to make right in this world.

A bit skeptical about on-line dating thing. Have heard horror stories as well as a few good ones. I'm willing to give it a try and see what happens. I love to travel...been a few years since I took a BIG trip...went to Turkey a in 2006 and had a blast. Would love to go to France next year with some friends...that's the plan. Have to come back to update this as I am pressed for time. If you are interested, read on, if the little I have written makes you want more, send me a note.
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Hi everybody! So I guess I'm supposed to brag a little about myself here ... well my name is Nikki. I'm 25 soon be 26. Yaay happy almost bday to me. LoL Things in my life that make me happy ... the stars & the moon. I'm a night owl! ^_^ Can't live w/out music (especially house music!), it's my life. Love most sports (baseball, basketball, & football) so I'm kind of a tom-boy but have a very feminine side. Love to dress up or dress down depending on my mood. Always ready for the weekend so I can get out & dance all my troubles & stresses away. Love everyone & everybody, just a happy person in general. Sometimes I can be real shy, but most times u can't get me shut up. Hahaha Love to laugh & make others laugh. I just love life. If there's anything u would like to know, go ahead & hit me up, I would love to hear from u! =)

Just your regular guy looking for female friends, maybe more... Ask questions - I'll give answers... Not into head-games and am just trying to find someone to hang with at home or out. Someone to talk to and share views with... I have what some might consider 'unusual' views about the world and life but am open-minded...

Grew up in Berkeley but moved to Pinole in '82 and then to El Sobrante in '03 after I got divorced... Graduated Berkeley High School in 1972, went to Chico State, Contra Costa College and UC Berkeley... Worked as an auto mechanic and auto shop manager - then as business manager for a fairly large company in Richmond.

California boy all my life.

Got hurt at work in '03 and have been semi-retired since then, but still do consulting work for a company my friend owns.

Like cars, bikes and boats... Casual hanging out at the bar.

Not into suit & tie - more blue-jeans and cowboy boots type.

Have two adult kids who both plan on getting married next year... Daughter is 23 and son is 26... Both live with fiancé's and I don't see too much of them these days.

Most of my "good buddies" vanished after I got hurt and was laid up - along with the wife... Was pretty suprised about that, but now just accept it - The lonliness is hard sometimes.

Not the social butterfly type and keep pretty much to myself, but after several years of being single, it's getting a little lonely. (Yes, I know, I already said that!)

Never joined one of these sites before so I thought I'd give it a try. Hoping someone is out there for me.

Hi there! I really enjoy British comedy, cats (ask me to tell you about the time one of mine saved my life!) reading, writing (working on a spec script right now, in fact...{just for fun...}) and other cerebral things. To unwind, I like watching the Mythbusters, and reading philosophy. (It's to such an extent that a friend once asked if I ever read anything light. LOL...I do: one of my favorite authors is Christopher Moore...really goofy stuff.)

Well lest see,i like to play my guitar work out have fun and walk on the water or pier and jus live everyday as if it was my last.Im nice and caring and romantic i dont like to have more than one women....and i jus basically want a WOMEN that will let me love them give them everything be there during the ups and downs and jus basically cater to and make them feel on top of the world.

Over here from England, looking to meet a partner for mischief, into travelling, meeting up with friends, and eating like a king!!!
Working in the outdoors keeps me sane, I love sharing it with everyone, if you don't like the outdoors, don't worry, give me a day and I'll fix that!!!

I am a tall, dark and handsome sexy beast of a male. But don't let this beastiness deter you. I have a sensitive soul and will do anything for my future mate. So ladies, make sure you put me at the top of your list, because you don't want to miss out on the potential mind fuck you'd recieve when you make me your one and only...

Ok, some of that was true. I really am tall and I'll leave it up to you to judge if I'm handsome. As you can tell, I like to laugh and am usually having the most fun when I'm not being serious and can just enjoy someone else's company. Still, I'm not all jokes and do have a romantic side if it's with the right person. I love movies, music, books, food and trying new things. Achieving my goals in life is a must and I like to stay in shape. In the end, my ideal girlfriend would be someone who can travel the world with me and keep me on my toes all while making the days better with her smile at the same time.

I'm latina, little shy at first, I even might look a little uptight but once you get to know me you'll find I'm very talkative and a good friend. I like to be surranded by good sicere people who can make me laugh. I really apriciate honesty.

NOTE: I'm looking for a NICE guy to go out with, some one who doesn't judge me by the way I look. And very important Please Do Not feel intimidated by the fact that I have kids, I'm not asking anybody to help me raise them or pay for college.

All I want is someone to go to the movies or coffee, to text during the boring hour of the day.

Ilike to do just about anything.Im easygoing and just want to have some fun.Im looking for same someone that wont play head games

my sweet old etcetera,
funny valentine-- hi;

full time student. but that's no story. watching extras now-- dissatisfaction served daily. a healthy boy. wait who am i speaking to??! who's for me? i cannot begin to answer. i've become world-weary from this dating blah but not so much to keep me away. lets walk a bit. i've looked over-/laugh break/- no! i've peaked under countless a rock and pissed dank. and no dice. -- a throw of the dice is all what's necessary. pardon the laugh misses just the EXtras.
...who me? well i'll be dustin hoffman and you can be anne bancroft-- to play graduate or you be woody allen and i your mariel hemingway-- lets "manhattan" what film are you?

to be sure** i'm open to unusual configurations of persons, by degree-- mothers, ex-wives, and other are welcome here,connection is capital! i'm too keen on anagrams, anathema, even gramataphobes but social chauvinist BEWARE! try me maybe.

(ok so i challenge myself to tag a quote to each section...)

Ar-cynics, jejune bugs (-me )and the chortling step-singers
tan giants smash peach at the clangor horn
it's missions time
* blue bulwark face
it's missions time
*fuck son
it's missions time
*busty felon
missions, time
alarm thyne-self on this petrous shelf
climb aman
hang anon
charter the flesh
it's missions time
leave Ar-cynics
theirs doomsaying boom the bull-horn
and this insights you
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it's missions time
*moon-baby.
-air-raids over uso
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i'm not that good at talking myself up, so i guess i'll just be straight forward.

i'm a nineteen year old college student, with aspirations to move far away from my current location and never come back unless compelled by utter necessity.

i'm a painter, a lover of harry potter & an avid day dreamer. i'm not in the habit of judging others, mainly because it takes far too much effort. like most people i do not enjoy being lied to, but it happens. hopefully it won't happen here.

i enjoy a good meal, i'm not afraid to eat in public. lol, i love to dance,i sing on occasion, and i love being on stage- whether its performing in a play or for a cheerleading competition (yes i was a cheerleader in highschool, 2 time national champion).

and as much as i love performing, sometimes i can be somewhat shy.

i don't really know what else to write and i'm getting self conscious... so i'm going to stop now

I like the simple life, at least when it comes to material things. Relationships: complicated, because I like deep and interesting people.
I'm honest to a fault. Maybe I'm a little too loud, maybe critical at times, but also sensitive, supportive, and caring.
I like to be healthy, active, and get outside a lot. I care about a lot of things, but nothing fanatically.
I love to grow and to help others as well, all while enjoying life and it's simple pleasures.

I love music, art and the outdoors. I like to go camping and hiking. Taking pictures is one of my favorite things to do. I love animals and nature. Plants and flowers are a must for me.

Though enjoying whatever it is I do
It could be much more fun exploring with YOU!
The activities another would definitely enhance
Include hiking and biking, traveling and dance!
Movies and marvels, near and far
Sane and sensible, whacky and bizarre!
A like-minded spirit is what I seek...
Someone who's spritely and not at all meek!
Finding good friends is my sincere aim...
An adventurous soul out questing the same!

My name is Carolina, I'm a 20 year old college student. Ive lived in the east bay my whole life. i pretty much do the same thing week after week and want to ge outside my usual routine to meet new people. My friend told me about this website and so here I am!
My family is very important to me, as are my friends. I love my nieces and nephews. They are my little loves.. I love kids and hope to one day have a big family. I spend as much time hangingout with my friends as possible. I try to stay connected to them as much as possible.
I'm a sports nut! my whole life I've played sports and they are a necessity to my life. I watch ESPN daily, and try to catch as many games as possible. Everything from baseball, soccer, and my new passion... the San Jose Sharks! I guess I can thank my dad for the passion, even though my girl friends hate it. lol

I love music, dancing-don't worry I've been known to dance by myself if the music is good and you don't-, light hiking especially with my dog, daughter and or a special someone and I especially love walking on the beach. I even enjoy being at the beach in foul weather as long as I have the proper attire on. I think I have a great sense of humor and love to laugh, comedy shows are fun. I like going out to dinner be it fine dining or a ma and pa place, I'm not picky! Movies I enjoy as well and usually enjoy romantic comedies, suspense thrillers but I don't like gory or movies about women as victims. You know home alone and someone is stalking her; could be too close to home.

I grew up in the San Francisco Bay Area, and after graduating high school, I moved down to Long Beach. I moved in with a friend from school, and had a lot of fun hanging out, and just typical bachelor stuff.

I decided to explore more of the country, and moved to Kentucky, and then to Tennessee. I worked in the computer industry for while, but then decided to try something fun for a change. I went to work at Dollywood working the attractions. Tennessee is gorgeous, and spent many a day hiking in the smoky mountain national park.

After the season ended for the park I found a job working at a furniture store and became the assistant manager. After about a year we received news that the owner was closing the store down. I decided that was my signal that it was time to move back home to California.

Now I am just enjoying life, hanging out with friends, going to concerts, learning guitar, and seeing what life has to offer me and hoping to find that special someone along the way to share the fun times with, vacation with, and grow old together with.

I am easy going, fun loving and flexible. I am friendly and I talk easily with strangers yet I am careful and observant. I am satisfied with my life as it is right now and I am comfortable with my own company but my future includes a partner. I can be unpredictable in a good way. Sometimes I will do what is expected and other times I don't. I am thrifty and practical but I like to splurge every now and then. I am a romantic, loving and supportive mate and I want someone in my life who can appreciate those qualities. I work hard to please the man in my life and I enjoy doing things that make him happy.

So about my self, I am an accomplished gentleman and scholar. No really about me I go to school, I work, I like to have a good time, I enjoy thinking about random things. I like to be active doing things outdoors at the gym or jus playing a pick up game of football or basketball.

No use pretending. I'm a down home jeans kinda guy. Straight shooter, honest reliable with an adventurous streak.
I'd describe myself as a cross between John Wayne and Fred Astaire. I grew up watching these guys on TV, and they became my role models, courageous, graceful, and always the gentleman.
I'm mostly retired after 20 years as a vocational counselor. I write for a motorcycle magazine part time now and seem to always be remodeling something.
I'm a bit left of center politically, maybe even left of that. Just looking for a partner to head on down the road with. Positive, flexible, adventurous, you and me. Interests include ( fun), (laughing), (day trips), (motorcycles), (golf), (music), (slow dances), (long kisses), (bicycling)

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I am new to this site and I really hope to find a long term relationship, but am also fine with meeting new friends. I am a network engineer who also writes and produces music, and I love what I do.

I have an adorable 12-year-old daughter who is my heart. She is a wonderful young woman.

I make a point of pursuing my dreams and goals daily...and I'm hoping to find someone who would like to be my sidekick in those endeavors.

To be honest, there is no good way to summarize what I am like in this little box. There is more to me than one could be told. Besides, anyone can say that they're something, but a person is defined more by their actions than their words. So if you really care to know who I am, you'll talk to me and make your own opinion. But I promise if you take the time to, you wont be disappointed :)

I'm pretty cool.

Apparently that's not a big enough self-summary. I like going out to eat around the Bay Area. I love sunshine, going for hikes, snowboarding, reading books in parks. I bake a lot. I like to spend my free time volunteering.

Hello viewers of my page. So my name is Katherine but I definitely go by Katie. I am 19 years young as of October 22nd. I was born and raised in Stockton and lived there my whole life up until this past June when I moved and I now live in the bay area. It was a pretty big change to be honest but itâ??s been a good one so far and I am enjoying myself. Iâ??m definitely a people person for sure. Absolutely love my family and friends and wouldnâ??t change them for the world. Iâ??m social and friendly and love meeting new people and making new friends because you can never have too many. Plus Iâ??m rather new to the bay area still so Iâ??m always looking to meet some new friends and people to hang out with. Also if I meet the right person a relationship would be nice as well. Many people that know me would tell you that I am a humorous and goofy person. Thatâ??s just me. I love having a good time and being silly but I definitely know when itâ??s time to be serious as well. I think itâ??s good to have a balance like that. For fun I love all kinds of thingsâ?¦Hanging with friends and family, partying occasionally, movies, concerts, sporting events, camping, etc etc. I like to go with the flow and do whatever sounds like fun at the time. Honestly there is so much I could say but you canâ??t really get to know me for me by reading a tiny little paragraph so definitely shoot me a message and get to know me...Like I said I love meeting new people and making new friends. =

I am a super natural being, often seen walking on water and inhaling fire. I translate racial slurs for Cambodian refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage to move back and forth threw the space time continuum efficiently. Occasionally, I levitate over the Amazon for several days in a row. I cook thirty-minute Crack Cocaine in twenty minutes. I am an expert in time travel, a veteran in Juggernauting, and an outlaw in Columbia. Using only a doo hicky and a whatchamacallit and a large shot of vodka, I once single handedly defended a small village in the West Africa from a horde of ferocious killer bees. I play Rockabilly violin, I was scouted by the Clippers, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large fighter jets in my backyard. I enjoy social engineering. On Mondays after choir practice, I train hit men free of charge. My elaborate technics of Ninjitsu have earned me fame in international Assassin circles. Jesus and Satin conspire with me. I can hurl spoons and forks at homeless people with deadly accuracy. I once read The Bible, and The Great Gatsby in one day and still had time to neuter seven gorillas in my tool shed that evening. I know the exact location of every trafficked Russian girl in the world. I have performed several covert operations with the Taliban. I sleep twice a week; and when I do sleep, once i sleep standing up, eyes open and the other nude in a coffin. While on vacation in Italy, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small deli. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I fornicate, I stick, I move, I shuck and jive, and my bills are all paid by strange women. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact chess. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary six course meals using only a scissor and a easy bake oven. I breed midget cage fighters. I have won bullfights in Tijuana, hang-gliding competitions in Compton, and fist fight competitions at the Vatican. I have played The Apollo, I have transplanted a baboon brain into a lesbian, and I have spoken with Bin-Laden an Gandhi. And Nick Cannons wife owes me thirty seven dollars...

I'm probably one of the most fun loving non judgmental people your path will cross. I really pride myself on picking my friends up when they are at a low point in their life. A lot of people tell me that they can really be themselves around me and that I'm the type of guy everyone wants to go out and have a beer with! I'm very much into psychedelic art and theories which cause the mind to wander into the depths of the unknown.

Recently moved up the bay area looking to meet some new people and check out new scenes.

I'm apparently here for the tests. On occasion, I like to log on and scan through the pretty and interesting people, but I'm focusing on my current relationships and career for the time being (Translation: I'm not available for dating for the foreseeable future).

If you can't spell, capitalize correctly, or type out words completely (e.g. ur/u/4 instead of your, you're, you, for, etc...) don't talk to me. If English is not your first language, spelling errors and poor grammar are fine; it's the blatantly crappy and lazy typing/speech/grammar that irks me. If an average high school freshman would have difficulty understanding your writing, don't expect me to answer. You may, however, correct my grammar and spelling when it's wrong. My grammar tends to suck.

Being a kinky pervert does not mean that rudeness is acceptable when talking with me. Nor do I care if friends/lovers are kinky or pervs or not. I'm perfectly happy with (and often prefer) walks on the beach, fuzzy animals, and snuggles.

Moved to the bay area about a year and a half ago and am looking to meet fun and interesting people....i live to laugh and make others laugh. From My Facebook Profile: Too much to tell.....just ask! I like Lacrosse, NASCAR, camping, snowboarding, concerts, roadtrips, the beach.

Well my name is Lloyd. I am new here. Iâ??ve been single for a while.
I am entertaining; I like to make people laugh. I can be funny and outgoing when I am in a good mood and I am all about having a good time. I respect other people.
I like to watch wrestling. I know it sucks but it is funny.
Sometimes I make videos when I am bored. No, it is nothing sexual you nasty minded freaks. Lol. I like to make videos that make people laugh.
I am trying to get back into boxing and kickboxing. I have been in and out of boxing since I was 12. I have been kickboxing the past few years and enjoy Muay Thai.
The best car I ever bought my 99 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX all wheel drive turbo. I am working on fixing it up.

I am new to CA been here about a year. I have started a whole new adventure in my life. Just out of a 4 year relationship, new career and I love CA. Looking for Mr. Right! I moved here from Dallas TX. I enjoy traveling, cooking, dining out, going to movies, theater and just hanging out with friends.

I'm not sure how to summarize myself, but I'll try. Just a nerd/artist type from the Midwest. Have had a great past two years out here and would like to explore more of what it has to offer. I'll try to improve this later.

I am an educated, well traveled,passionate, hedonist. I love music esp. rock n roll though the only thing I play well is the stereo and air guitar. lol I am seeking someone who can be my friend, lover, mentor and student rolled into one. I'm not looking for someone who loves everything that I do but has their own life as well. I enjoy my alone time as well as intimate one on one time and times enjoyed with friends. I have no children nor am I interested in creating any. I work in the medical field and love my work but I'm also looking foward to retiring and doing some traveling to places I've never been to. There is very little that shocks me and I'm a very open minded person. Politically I am considered liberal and religeously I'm somewhere between agnostic and atheist. I love animals and nature from the beaches to the mountains. I'm a warm weather person and do not enjoy the cold winters. I love creating and fixing things. Fast cars and tough trucks, motorcycles and boating. I think this is enough for now and if you have any questions please ask me cause I will answer them honestly.

I am: Trustworthy - Loyal - Helpful - Friendly - Courteous - Kind - Obedient - Cheerful - Thrifty(not) - Brave - Clean - Reverent (somewhat).
This, of course, on a very good day.

I'm a pretty relaxed guy who is a little shy. I'm only shy for a little while then I turn into a oddly goofy funny guy. If you can make me laugh it's a loud, deep belly laugh.
Yes, I am a nice guy. I admit it. If you want someone dangerous then you're in the wrong place.
I like reading, movie going, hiking, driving fast, pool playing, bar hopping, eating, etc. I hate going to the gym but love how I feel when I do. Looking for a good sport that I can do instead of the stationary bike, any ideas?